#490: "Live From Mount Everest!" + Caleb Williams and NFL Preseason + ESPN's Demise

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This show still exists! To prove it, Sam Tripoli joins Jayson Thibault and Johnny Woodard from the summit of Mount Everest this week to talk the NFL preseason, how impressive Caleb Williams has looked, how much ESPN has sucked, and the crazy new kickoff rules. We also talk a little UFC.

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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli

Thanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Transcript

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0:00.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:05.6	This is the mani bitch!
0:08.8	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:12.0	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:14.0	if you know what I'm saying.
0:15.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard rock!
0:18.0	This brother, come on!
0:20.0	Zip it!
0:21.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:22.6	You call that a penalty?
0:24.7	Yeah, I have to scroll down.
0:26.3	It's the LA clippers.
0:27.4	Oh, shut up!
0:29.4	You're staying it wrong people.
0:31.4	I would get pregnant.
0:32.3	No, fuck you. Uh, that's okay. Not fucking perfectly.
0:34.0	They just called in and hangs up, you fucking motherfucker.
0:38.0	That's fucking pissed me off.
0:39.0	Are you in the shower now?
0:41.0	Totally in the shower.
0:42.0	Yeah, dude. He's not a co-cat. He's not a co-cat. You mean James?
0:45.0	Stupid idiot. You're a stupid idiot.
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