Summary
In this episode we discuss moms, games, and Headgum Internships!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:30.0 | I tried not to write you though I tried, but I guess I'll write into it if I were you. |
| 0:42.0 | Here's what I do. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, here's a chipmunk, Jake's daddy's a board. |
| 0:52.0 | If I were you, show at gmail.com or some shit, I don't know they didn't pay me for this. |
| 1:04.0 | Whoa, nice. |
| 1:06.0 | Whoa, are you kidding me with that? |
| 1:08.0 | That was awesome. |
| 1:10.0 | I wish she didn't insult my father, but that was, yeah, it was kind of an inside joke from the podcast. |
| 1:16.0 | You constantly tell you that a pumpkin man. |
| 1:18.0 | I can say real pumpkin man, the living river. |
| 1:22.0 | What the fuck is that supposed to mean? |
| 1:26.0 | What was that? |
| 1:28.0 | That was a job. |
| 1:30.0 | It was like the Beatles. |
| 1:32.0 | She's a real nowhere. |
| 1:34.0 | The Beatles are insulting Lenin's legacy and you're insulting my old man. |
| 1:38.0 | I don't know how to ask for that. |
| 1:40.0 | What'd you call him? |
| 1:42.0 | A pumpkin? |
| 1:44.0 | I called him a pumpkin man. |
| 1:46.0 | That's tacky. |
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