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490. Frame Rate: The Hunt for Red October (Feat. Cristian Ramirez)

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Another Pick the Flick by the audience! This time, we thank A. Ron, Defender of the Galaxy for the suggestion of 1990’s The Hunt for the Red October! Cristian joins the hosts to discuss the unique nationalism of the film, the trends of action movies, and proper protocols for pooping. Features: Cristian Ramirez: https://twitter.com/fanboycristian Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0

Up Paris, up Periscope, where's the beans?

0:29.8

Oh no, submerge, submerge it, I can't find my beans. Make some noise fellow beans.

0:38.3

Captain, Captain, they're all dead. That's apparently the sound of beans sounding

0:44.8

off, which is not a metaphor for farting, but rather a speaking sounds with our mouth

0:50.2

holes. Welcome beans, I'm one of you, A-Veperson, and I'm joined by my best pal and career

0:56.8

co-pilot, Mr. Michael Swain, bean sounding off your beania seed. And with us this time

1:06.3

is a bean of note, notable bean, and friend of the podcast, introduce your self-guest.

1:12.8

Christian Ramirez. So many people just, all the ships at sea just tuned in, just so

1:23.3

known are ready. This podcast is, uh, was brought to you by the small beans picked the

1:28.0

flick tear, uh, where you, um, within only a few clicks can determine what film we cover

1:35.0

on this podcast. And this month, we'd like to thank a Ron Defender of the Galaxy, who

1:41.6

has chosen the hunt for the red October. Also, he has made a request for us to dedicate

1:48.5

this podcast to his mom, who took him to see PG movies, but would not let him watch

1:53.7

PG 13 movies. And I believe hunt for red October is PG. So this obviously being one

2:01.1

of those nice. Yeah. This three bean salad to your mama, not Kurt, not as we pass in

2:12.3

the cramped cord or pretending it's not awkward. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Thank you, Ron Defender

2:19.1

of the Galaxy. All right. We're here. We're recording. We're making our bean sounds on

2:25.5

1990s Tom Clancy adaptation. Yeah. Yeah. Dropping that metaphor. Great. Okay. Um, hey,

2:33.7

Christian, thanks for being here. So always so good to talk to you, buddy. And people who've

2:38.7

listened to the podcast for a long time know that you've served. Thank you for your

2:43.3

service, sir. Oh, yeah. Of course. And I want to start the conversation there for no

2:49.0

reason. Abe hates me so much right now. Just throwing out a random question. Uh, does that

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