It's Monday.

May 1st and the word of the day is infinitive, which means the basic form of a verb, often

seen with the word too in front of it, as in to verb is human.

Used in a sentence, it's not an official rule, but many people think it's important to not

split your infinitis.

Use the sentence, I'm afraid I can't even.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm

Heath and Wright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center. We are the Skeptocrats

On this week's episode we review Trump's first 100 days because we're used to reviewing terrible things.

I spent nine hours right in a 90 second bit.

And the Bobs asked Donald Trump,

what would you say you do here? But first, the rest of the intro music. The Skeptocrat proudly presents 100 Days of Trump in Rheim.

Day one inauguration, nation stands there in vexation, face and fears of deprivation, thinking

I could be a Haitian, stationed on the greener crowd so lean you could park a limousine between

attendance then it's

off to make the founding fathers cringe. Day two as Conway's turn to give

established facts alternatives turns out they're less conservative when

estimating crowds but proud Americans on cow decide they'd rather gather

nationwide to march for women terrified

they'll grab them by the minge. Day five we get the Yemen rate okay to see

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