Without shadows and without secrets.

Listeners, there is someone knocking on my station door, which must mean Carlos.

Carlos, is that you come in and welcome home my sweet cart.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cecil, I was in the neighborhood and I wanted to stop by.

No, Steve Coralsberg.

You do not get to just stop by the studio.

You are not a radio professional.

Alright, fair, but I've been driving in circles around your station all day listening to the show and it caught me thinking, you know, John Peters, you know, the farmer.

Yes, I do know.

He was like, hey, y'all, there's a smiling God in the world is unraveling because I was in 4H Club.

And he's mostly right.

But I think that it's not a smiling God, but a secret underground missile testing site.

No, listen, the secret underground missile testing site is below the Rec Center, Steve.

Well, it's like the faceless old woman recently said while campaigning.

She said, I'm replacing all of your digital photo albums with classified pictures of secret missile testing sites.

I think the faceless old woman understands what's really going on, whereas Hyrum is like, well, I can't really be bothered with looking into government overspending because I am literally a five-headed dragon.

And then his blue head is like, when you consider the mathematics, there's no benefit to us. And then Grace says, thinking about government interference makes me sad.

And Violet says, we must be free above all. We must be free, you know, so above all other things.

And then his last head just keeps roaring and saying, nobody burns quickly, soft human protestors.

But really, I was thinking about what your boyfriend, Carlos, said.

Don't you dare, Steve Carlsberg.

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