#49 MONKEYS BEAT The STOCK MARKET?! 📈🎙️

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

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4.8 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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A group of monkeys that beat the stock market, the top 10 sports movies of all time, insane NFL stats you won't believe are true, Fast Money Family Feud, seeing if he's smarter than a 5th grader, banning the Tush Push, celebrity impressions, and more!

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0:00.0	Let's hear your best impressions.
0:02.2	No.
0:03.0	Yep. Why do you want me to do this? Let's do it. This isn't fun. Well, number one, you're pretty good at. You ready? Okay. Voldemort. Volta Godada. The boy who lived has come to die. That was pretty good. I would give that like an 8.5 out of 10. Okay. I'm usually a little bit better. All right, ready?
0:22.7	Okay.
0:23.1	Elephant.
0:24.2	This you could do. That was pretty good. I would give that like an 8.5 out of 10. Okay. I'm usually a little bit better.
0:21.8	All right.
0:22.2	Ready?
0:22.7	Okay.
0:23.1	Elephant.
0:24.1	This you could do.
0:27.5	Sounds like a dying elephant.
0:32.5	Okay.
0:46.3	Okay. That sounds like a six point five out of ten okay what i get oh like a nine yes all right don't trump china, we got to get all the money over to China. We've got to build the wall. It's going to be huge. It's going to be huge. I don't know what to say when I do impressions. Huge. Huge. Whatever. No, I got it. We got to do it. We're getting used to this. All right, well, after this, after this segment.
1:12.5	Last one.
1:13.3	Mickey Mouse.
1:14.1	Oh, hey, Mickey.
1:15.5	That sounds crazy.
1:17.7	Oh, ha, oh, let's build a wall.
1:21.2	That sounds so creepy.
1:24.3	That's my, I'm sweating.
1:27.4	This is, oh, oh, goofy. All right, all right, all right. creepy. That's my I'm sweating.
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