Yo, a lot of us in this world get stuck in difficult places

Stinky situations or snafu's

Sometimes we lack self-awareness or an objective perspective, but there's two guys

Who can help us and simultaneously make us laugh? That's right

There's Jake he hopes he swiped right his wife, but let's face it his life is a big left swipe

He needs female affection sex with no connection. He's a clean cut guy with a fairly white complexion

Then a mere the bright eyed hands of Jew a tad bit nerdy, but he's got welcome pew

So let me welcome you to the sickest new podcast hosted by two Jews if I do you

So nailed it better finally. Yeah, I think that was actually M&M and we thank you Marshall

That was actually a rough cut of rap god. Yeah, I'm saying yeah

That was slowed down from three seconds. He did it so quickly and we slowed it down and it sounded exactly like you lose yourself crazy

It's actually our second lose yourself theme song the first one went off the rails a little bit, but this one

Yeah, this one you really figured it out real did in now. It is a guy named Sammy

Thanks, Sammy appreciate it

This is a fire you the only vice podcast on the internet hosted by us. I'm a mere and I'm Jake and we have a little helper

Special guest dude today

Out condescending what do you tell a little helper? Yeah, we got a special little guy you're hey

Hey pal

We're here with Jake's little brother Micah Micah say hi. Hey, I'm honored to be here

You are mortified to be here you hate it. You're holding the microphone like a stinky banana get right up

The stick I think in this room is your socks. I've never

Micah was like I think I smell bad and there's like I can't I can't tell oh

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