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Walking The Room

#49 - Guest Karen Kilgariff and Awkward Cat Moments

Walking The Room

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Behold the person that is Karen Kilgariff.  Greg chases a man down the street.  Dave is amazed at tales of Greg's crazy eye.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The smell...

0:01.7

Oh, good job.

0:02.6

Oh, fuck you.

0:03.5

Is the three-prong thing too fucking hard to put down like that?

0:07.3

When have you said it up? I've set up a bunch of times. Fuck, you have not set it up a bunch of times. The fuck I haven't. I have to fucking fix it every goddamn week when you fuck it up. That you smell is our indigenous smell. It's the smell that a mirror and I make. we make the smell of caramel.

0:02.7

She just asked why it was caramel in there.

0:04.3

Who gives a shit?

0:04.9

Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, what is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is, what are you doing? He's high, he's super high. The room. The room, whoa, whoa, whoa. It gets worse every single fucking time. Woo, bo, bo, bo, bo. You are a... Wau, bo, bo. How did a fucking retard like you ever get a television show or a buck or fucking anything? Or even a job. Look. You know how a shame. I'm pretty. Your dad is signaling. You're not pretty. I'm good looking, but if I had wings. No, you're not. I mean, you're odd. Your baseline assumption is wrong. You're already ready where it's wrong. I'm pretty. No, you're not. You're not pretty. I'm beautiful.

1:11.6

But if I had wings.

1:12.2

You have hairy ears.

1:14.3

I know, but that's because.

1:15.1

Like a fucking wombat.

1:16.8

Like a gripping.

1:18.0

I have, you know what?

1:19.0

If I had wings, seriously, I can get a shoe to fuck me.

1:22.5

I would be hot.

1:23.1

What's that mean?

1:24.2

What is that?

1:25.1

Inanimate objects would fuck me. They don't, they don't want to, even anything. They're in it. They don't have thoughts or needs or wants. They're inanimate objects. They would never want to fuck it. You know what I wish I had out growing up in my ears? I'm trying to get it is, you know the fur over the top of a Clydesdale's foot? I want those coming out of my ears. You know it's weird?

1:45.0

You have that.

1:46.0

You're already there.

1:47.0

The great is if your toenails were fur.

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