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49 - Football Grand Daddy Supreme

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Inspired by a recent football crime, Ray pitches his fall lineup of new television shows. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Kump. It's a big day.

0:22.4

It's an exciting day.

0:24.1

My apartment smells like burnt eggs.

0:27.4

Just rotted eggs.

0:30.2

Burnt to her crisp.

0:32.8

It started that nice.

0:34.5

My happy birthday to Lucy.

0:36.9

It's her birthday coming up and her family came over

0:40.2

for a nice socially distance egg party is it come up we're gonna make your eggs they want they want

0:46.5

to go to the botanical gardens which i don't know it's somewhere in the bronx it's a nice thing

0:51.6

you look at flowers fall flowers flowers is that a thing?

0:55.6

It's like fall foliage.

0:58.2

He's fucking watching a dandelion just turn green.

1:01.8

I don't know if you can look at flowers in the fall.

1:04.3

You can do whatever you want.

1:05.9

But is it?

1:06.6

She seemed to have fun.

1:08.3

She went without me.

1:09.8

But her brother and his girlfriend and her other brother,

1:13.1

they want to come over and make eggs.

1:14.9

We're going to come make you breakfast.

1:17.6

You can sit there like a fat king with your girlfriend,

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