49. Florida Man + Dog

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

The best internet stories of florida man and dogs. Plus the usual dog updates, and cherry blossom cocktails and german words. This is the story about the dude who tried to rape the pit bull. (Spoiler: it's fake news, but was too good to not share). 100% worth clicking on for the pictures and righteousness of the story: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi everyone welcome.
0:09.0	Welcome.
0:10.0	Hello.
0:13.0	Hi everyone. Go ahead.
0:14.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Radio Radio Podcast.
0:16.0	I am Jen.
0:17.0	Your mom.
0:18.0	As always, by to your dad.
0:19.0	Hi. Hello dear dad.
0:20.0	It is nice to see you.
0:21.0	It's good to see you too.
0:22.0	Been a couple days since I've seen you. It has. I mean I guess I technically saw you yesterday morning but I've been gone for two days. You've been you went far even though not that long but it would seem pretty long.
0:33.5	I know we've only been going for 30 seconds but Vinc needs to go out.
0:36.8	All right, Vinc's needs have been attended to.
0:39.7	Urgent needs.
0:40.6	All right, Kuctill of the week.
0:42.4	G. R. Dad, when we went out to dinner whenever the day was that we last saw each other and ate dinner together,
0:48.0	you had that cocktail, so it's Cherry Blossom time and you had the Cherry Blossom special.
0:54.5	It was vodka and Cherry and then like in-house made Cherry soda.
1:00.9	Yeah.
1:01.9	Normally we get a picture of Sangria when we go out and dear dad's like, I'm going to get this and
1:06.5	maybe we'll get half a picture of Sangria.
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