On the Emperor podcast this week, we delve into the Cloud Atlas, we peer through our

fingers at Gamel Dottaro's mama, which is a horror film we produced, not his mum.

We coo with the latest film from the relentlessly prolific Terence Malik, and we hear General

Sword sing in song from Aryan Plus, we've got the latest movie news, and views, and not

one, but two Bond girls, as both Naomi Harris and Olga Kurelenko drop into the booth,

which is good news for our, ooh, branch, sorry.

Anyway, hello Paul and Chris Youet, and welcome to the Empire podcast, the only movie

podcast that was started because we believe that movies have the power to change lives.

Also, it gets us out in the office for an hour, so every Thursday, and we can buy biscuits

for guests, keeping for ourselves, and then claim them back in expenses, win.

As ever, I'm joined by a hideous rampaging cold that just won't quit, and three of my

learned and esteemed colleagues in the world's biggest movie magazine, which, in case you're

wondering, is Empire.

First up is Empire's Queen Geek, for ever protected by an army of soldier geeks, who would

gladly sacrifice themselves for her right to believe that Nathan Filion would make a better

hand solo than Nathan Lane, as a controversial top of theory.

I stick to that position, no matter who comes against me, I think that is the case.

Absolutely.

However, I actually genuinely think there's only one hand solo, and it is Young Harris

and Ford.

Young Harris and Ford.

By the way, I forgot to actually introduce you after that big buildup, it's Helena

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