What Most People Think

Hello and welcome to episode 49 of what most people think.

It's coming. Get downstairs. Getting your cellars, the second wave. It's coming like a hurricane. Getting a giant hamster ball. That's what we all need to do as a society. Get in one of those perspex, giant hamstables, and never breathe the sweet air of planet Earth again. Flatten the curve. Eliminate the curve. Pretend curves never existed. How's your week? Sorry, I've started off on one again, but obviously, you know, there's been a rise in COVID cases in Europe, and it may or may not be something to do with the fact that, you know, we're sort of leaving our houses again. Who knows, right? Who knows? But we will get onto that as the show goes on. How has your week been? Is it been all right? Have you done like outrageous things, like go to a pub or eat in a restaurant or take advantage of the government's, the governments help out to eat out, eat out to help out, or have all of sex to get back with the ex? I don't know. but have you done any of that? Good for you because you know what? Today, the Bank of England, I record this on the Thursday, the Bank of England have upgraded their economic predictions. I know it's so weird, isn't it, that the economic institutions had a view of the British economy that was pessimistic and now they've come to a slightly more positive one because I say it time and time again people on what most people think the great thing about

this country is that we buy lots of pointless shit that we don't need all right and and it's

seen as you know rampant consumerism but actually in our darkest days it shall sustain us it

shall sustain us so get ready for my Jeff So I'm getting ready for my Jeff Norkot's

front room fringe. I could have just said front room fringe really. Clearly my shows. Tonight,

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and I will be announcing some new ones soon. So I'll be announcing that

later in the show. But I've got my kit as I'm looking at it I've got my little

floodlight things here which look like I quite like them because they're lights but

they look like floodlights from the old sabutio kits I've got my green screen behind me

I'm ready to go man so if you're coming I hopefully I'll see you there and if and if

you'll listen to this afterwards and it was a complete disaster. I apologize. You know,

I took a risk. I tried something and let us never speak of this again. But no, I'm looking

forward to it. There's plenty of talk about, isn't it? That is the point. There's plenty of

talk about. That's why doing this podcast weekly and also thank you to the patrons. If you

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Graham Barnett, right,

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