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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

48: EP 48 - Morbidly Obtuse

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

This week we're reacting to Wiley's anti-Semitic rant and wondering if the far-left and far-right fancy each other. We then look at govt's pussy footing around the issue of obesity.

In the letters section we get responses to the Ep 47 with Marcus Brigstocke and I get stick for not liking masks. We finish with a bit of men's mental health about hernias (comedy).

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0:00.0

What Most People Think

0:05.0

Hello and welcome to episode

0:14.0

Of what most people think

0:17.0

God save our junk food

0:20.8

Long live our Mackey D's

0:24.2

They're coming

0:24.6

They're coming for the junk food aren't they

0:26.5

You know

0:27.1

Long live those shish kebabs

0:31.1

Cheesy chips

0:32.8

And pissy flaps

0:34.8

That was so childish

0:35.9

Oh man I just didn't have an out for that joke So I just just went with Pissy Flaps because it rhymed a shish kebabs. But anyway, how are you? How is your week been? How is your week been? I just got so, you know, there's a few things I've got to come back to people on. Obviously, last week we had the interview with Marcus Briggs stock which got to a lot of reactions overwhelmingly positive

0:54.5

you know we'll deal with those in the letters pages but I also got having mentioned face masks again

1:00.3

I got pushed back on people telling me off really saying like Jeff I normally agree with you on

1:05.1

stuff but just wear the mask I am wearing the fucking mask you know that's the whole point isn't it that's the point I'm making is why can't I just wear the mask. I am wearing the fucking mask, you know? That's the whole point,

1:11.3

isn't it? That's the point I'm making is why can't I just wear the mask and bitch about it? I'm wearing a mask with it steaming up my fucking glasses and making me, making me paranoid about my breath. Yeah, that's been great. I'm loving it. I'm loving taking my four-year-old son into the co-op looking like a pirate. You know what I mean? Like, it's great. Yeah. I'm just going to switch now. I'm going to be like so pro-mask. Like everything at the moment, you can't just have a nuanced view of it. I just, I think it's so great. I can't. I want to wear a whole face. I want to wear like a full body burker. He's what I want to wear. Just welcome a few new 10-pound patrons. We had Barry Gascoigne and Andy Swan. They edited up their pledge after the Marcus Briggs stock episode. Yeah? How about that? And then Pete Schneider, who just sounds like a cop, doesn't he? Schneider, get in my office. Roy Schneider. I'm thinking Roy Schneider. No, but he, was he a cop? He was the one in Jaws, wasn't he? We're going to need a bigger boat. A big shout going out to Bird and Phil as well. Let's do the Cuss Cam from David Domain. So this is from an episode with Marcus in. Wow. Wow. This was a lot, a lot of

2:19.1

swears. A lot of swears. We have one ass, four arseals, 10 fucks, one fucks, one fucker,

2:25.4

24 fuckings. I think that's actually a record. One piss, one pissing, one prick, one

2:31.6

shit, one shitting and a twat out on its own, which is the best place

2:35.9

for a twat. Marcus, just a good boy, he managed just a pissy and a fuck. David also said,

2:44.0

asked for new swear words. He said, well, I'd like to revive fuckwit and shit for brains. You

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