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Hey guys, before we start, stop with the tech deck.

Before we start, did you happen to hear me last night, you know, thrashing around the kitchen, squealing like a pig?

Did I hear you breaking glasses?

I thought that was the neighbor upstairs that was you out here?

No, that was me out here. It's kind of the one thing we talked about is if you don't want me thrashing in squealing, what don't we do?

Leave the ketchup out.

Exactly. Let me ask you something. Did you like it when I was squealing in thrashing?

I know you know it wasn't the neighbor. I saw you walk out and I saw you freeze and I saw you slowly and comically like a cartoon like Shaggy and Scooby-Doo step backwards.

There might have been a dog behind you like Scooby, but I did not see it.

I didn't want to use ketchup yesterday. I don't think that was me, man.

I pretty sure it was out on the counter and I was squealing and thrashing around like a pig.

Going, reeeeee! I definitely heard that.

Squirrel!

How did you do that a lot?

Yeah.

Are you sure you didn't leave the ketchup out though?

Well, no, I had fries and I used some ketchup, but I put it back.

So you must have gone out there and put it on the counter.

Yesterday I had a PB&J sandwich.

I had a bowl of ramen noodles.

Did you know?

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