#49: Carrot Bottom!
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Welcome to Juuuune! In this episode we enter a Spelling Bee, preemptively bust Tiger Woods, create the best Horny Snack and put the worst roommates on blast! Don’t bother remembering the pledge of allegiance, it’s Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Hello everyone, a quick reminder that you should buy tickets for our August 16th live show at 9pm before it sells out. Where is that show? |
| 0:14.0 | Shubas in Chicago, and you have to be 18 years or older or have a valid fake ID. |
| 0:20.0 | Fifth joke. |
| 0:21.0 | Fifteen dollars for the show will also have posters for sale, perhaps some other merch, and will be sticking around afterwards if you'd like to say hello or get a picture. |
| 0:29.0 | If you want to get your tickets, go to LH-ST.com and search for the Hey Riddle Riddleshow or go to our Twitter and check out our pen tweet. |
| 0:37.0 | If you want to get some tickets, you better go to LH-ST.com. |
| 0:59.0 | No poop, all poirot, it's Hey Riddle Riddle. Aaron just made a gross face. |
| 1:17.0 | I didn't do anything. |
| 1:18.0 | I would like to ask a question immediately. |
| 1:20.0 | What's poirot? |
| 1:22.0 | Paarot is the detective in most of Agatha. What the fuck Aaron? |
| 1:27.0 | He's a French mime who solves mysteries on chains. |
| 1:30.0 | How? Wait, is this common knowledge? |
| 1:32.0 | Why not know about a famous French mime? |
| 1:33.0 | It's the detective in most of Agatha Christie's novels. |
| 1:38.0 | And Brandon Branna played him recently in... |
| 1:41.0 | To terrible effect. |
| 1:42.0 | Is that murder on the Orient Express? |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, I saw that on my birthday a couple years ago. |
| 1:47.0 | Oh really? |
| 1:48.0 | I also didn't see it. |
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