Hello and welcome to episode 49 of Real Life Go Stories.

How you will do it!

I need to start this week's episode by issuing a very public apology.

Okay.

I would like to publicly apologize for eating an M&M on an episode of The Podcast.

Well, I'd just like to acknowledge your apology and say that's very big of you.

There's plenty of people who eat M&M's on podcasts and don't feel any need to apologize.

So I'd like to congratulate you for being so professional.

The reason I'm apologizing is because somebody left a granted a five-star review,

but also saying, please don't ever eat on the podcast again.

And, you know, I'm really, I genuinely am really sorry because I hate when people chew near me or chew loudly

and it makes me want to punch them square in the jaw.

So I appreciate that having my little mouth chewing in your ear holes must have been a horrible experience

and I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

Are you ready to thank our Patreon subscribers?

I'm already, I'm always ready to thank our patrons.

We would like to thank Ash Murns.

Tasha Dawa.

Jamie Marie Spalding.

Nicole Mason Brock.

Todd Snowgroll.

Rachel Mittens.

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