Hello, friends. Tell me, if you could contact anyone from the Great Beyond, who would it be?

Socrates, for some scintillating discourse? Jack the Ripper for a mystery solved.

Your great-grandmother Geraldine for the secret to her perfect pie crust, it's lemon

zest, by the way. Who can say what you do with your third eye open? Think on it while I offer

you our own tale of second sight and spectral revelry. I'd also like to extend a special welcome to

our listeners from beyond the veil.

As I'm sure you know, our spectral demographic always rises when a narrative features a spirit in the spotlight. So yes, that cold patch of air wafting past is exactly what you think

it is. Please do make room for our otherworldly visitors as we settle in for a tale about a man, a medium, and a ghost,

or two.

Anita, Alexandra, and the weepy little sad man was taped live in New York City on December 15th, 2019.

This fortune-teller series, in all its humor and eccentricity, its charm and eerie sparkle, is dedicated to Joey Wilder, a man of all that magic and so much more.

Anita is a fortune teller. Enter her parlor and you will see all the tools of her trade.

The crystal believes, a zodiac chart, the mysterious cards of the taro.

Coupon inserts for box chain discount stores, piles of unhoping junk mail, a collection of

redeemable plastic bottles that one of these days

will be recycled. An electric snuggy. I know what some of you may be thinking, but do not make

any snap judgments about Anita. Sometimes the ordinary and the fantastic are more entwined than we realize.

The wheel of our storytelling spindle turns

so that a patchwork of varied visions is threaded right before us.

Here is one of those visions. Ah, ace of ones.

Of course.

The answer could not be more clear, Mr. Schmidt.

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