# 489 - Shane Torres & ME

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Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2021

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Today, I sit down with comedian Shane Torres. We talk about Norm Macdonald, touring together, favorite moments in history, being a bad sales man, phrases we’ve always said wrong, and much more! Follow Shane here Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres Twitter: https://twitter.com/shanetorres This episode is also brought to you by CrowdHealth. Try for 30 days risk free and get the fitness wearable at http://www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit and use the code “BERT” at sign up. This episode is also brought to you by Mack Weldon. Go to http://www.mackweldon.com/bert and use the code “Bert” at checkout for 20% off your first order. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys brand new podcasts. I'm on tour. If you're getting this I am go to burper burp.com.
0:13.6	I'm an I can sit and tell you all my tour dates. I think we're on the second leg of our
0:18.4	Tampa run. I don't know if Shane's with me DC Boston, New York, the back to Boston,
0:24.1	Cedar Rapids, Green Bay, Peoria, then back to Su City. I don't even know if these
0:29.4	directors are right. You know that I have just learned how to manipulate my memory.
0:34.4	I love it. I love knowing how to memorize stuff. Today's podcast is a good one. You have
0:40.4	seen him on tour with me. He has been on tour all the hot summer night stores with me.
0:44.2	He has been on I met. I took him on the road with me for a ton. He is still on tour with
0:48.9	me. He met me in Mark Norman in in Ireland so he could see his mom's grave for the first
0:53.2	time. What a fucking sweet man he is. And then he's at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona
0:59.0	November 26th, 28th and 26th through 28th. His website is Shane Torres.com. Shane is a
1:07.3	comedian.com. He's got more dates. I don't have the time to read those. Go to Shane is
1:12.5	a comedian.com. Laughing tap Mississippi studios, Portland, Oregon. Laughing tap Milwaukee
1:17.7	at Concent, Wisconsin. House of Comedy, Plano, Texas, our House of Plano in Plano, Texas.
1:23.2	For Mont Comedy Club, Loth, Loth, Poth. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
1:31.0	my buddy, my good friend, stand up comedian and all around hilarious, sweethearted dude,
1:37.8	Shane Torres.
1:38.8	It was really weird watching myself. I think it sounds so fucking painful. No, no, you
1:58.1	know what's so funny is I, I expected it to be very painful. Yeah, I expected it to be
2:03.2	very painful. And so I'm just like looking at everything you do. Like it's like, it's
2:06.6	not even almost physical. It's like, look at how I'm not acting as well as these people
2:09.8	in this kind of ship. Yeah, it's so I brought about two bottles of wine in my backpack
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