#489 Poop with Robert Kelly

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Robert Kelly's got a new special out now! Kill Box is available on LouisCK.com for purchase. But if you want to listen to us talk about poop for an hour first, I highly recommend it. We've got some call in's from a few special guests as well.

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Salt n Pepa - Push It

Kate Nash - Shit Song

Pharoah Monch - The Next Shit

Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You never know how important the fan is until you move in with a girl.
0:04.0	And then you're like, because when I was a kid, I didn't even, the fan button, I thought it didn't work.
0:08.5	I didn't even know there was a fan up there. I didn't understand what a fan,
0:11.5	why would you have a fan in the bathroom until you move in with a girl and you praise the fan?
0:16.8	The fan is the most essential thing in that bathroom. Is that fan?
0:21.6	Push that button. It clears it pretty fast.
0:23.6	It clears it and I mean, not to mention the condensation from a hot shower,
0:27.6	but the farts smell, the shit smell is gone. It's gone. I mean, it takes three minutes,
0:33.2	but it doesn't take 40 minutes. Dude, you, you know, you close the door and a shit smell?
0:36.8	It's there for a day, almost. You'll change the color of the paint on the wall.
1:06.8	Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
1:14.8	Hey, Marissa, I'm gonna do my best here. I'm not having you see this. This, this junk.
1:24.8	I'm cutely aware of the vibe right now, days.
1:30.8	Sexual harassment in the workplace.
1:38.8	I would say though that this is not sexual harassment. I would say that this is
1:44.4	disgusting harassment, but also it's the job. What's the other option? I'm gonna do this.
1:50.3	I'm gonna do this. So just because I have a fucking female editor, what am I supposed to not
1:54.3	do an introduction on our podcast about poop from taking a poop on the toilet? I don't think so.
2:01.2	The only other option is to knock higher women and that's not fair.
2:05.9	So I'm just gonna do my best to not show my D while I'm doing this. I'm not showing my A,
2:10.8	YouTube. I'm not showing my A, so please don't demonetize this or take it down. There's no A being
2:15.5	shown here at all and there's no D being shown here at all. Welcome to our issue for your
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