#489 - Ari Shaffir
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2017
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Ari Shaffir, Comedian whose double special, "Double Negative" is coming to Netflix on July 18, 2017, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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| 0:00.0 | It's like 30 in here. |
| 0:02.0 | So this is bag we got. |
| 0:03.5 | She's my face. |
| 0:04.5 | This one. |
| 0:05.0 | That's a stick is a. |
| 0:06.8 | This is this is it. |
| 0:08.4 | This is it. |
| 0:09.4 | You go to Indonesia with this. |
| 0:11.0 | This is $34,000 a piece of Indonesia. |
| 0:13.8 | You're going to travel it so long. |
| 0:15.3 | Yeah, you got like 20 years away. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.1 | Just give them to the people at the police station. |
| 0:18.4 | Take these vitamins. |
| 0:19.8 | Those poor little Chinese people go down and fucking flames |
| 0:25.1 | in Indonesia. |
| 0:26.4 | We ready? |
| 0:27.2 | We're ready. |
| 0:27.9 | This podcast is brought to you by hello to she.com. |
| 0:31.9 | But days are back bitches. |
| 0:34.2 | Portable but days that fit right in your bathroom |
| 0:36.9 | and they work magnificently. |
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