We're here with Adam Grossworth.

Adam, welcome to the guest thought experiment.

Here is your very special bespoke prompt just for you.

The Great British Bakeoff is putting on a very special mini-season

with a thrilling roster of celebrity contestants,

who all happened to be Muppets, which seven would you cast, what order do they go out in, and who wins?

All right, well, you basically asked me to write fanfic, and I don't know if I'm more angry that you've done that or that it came so easily to me.

My roster is cookie monster.

He is enthusiastic, but messy.

The sweetest chef, because there is always somebody with a touching immigrant backstory

who brings the flavors of his homeland to his bakes.

Kermit the Frog, focused and serious, an early fan favorite.

Miss Piggy, always overdressed for the tent and making overly elaborate things.

Bert, who in his intro package, they say,

Bert loves to bake for his flatmate journey because there's always one contestant who keeps

the gay fans guessing.

Elmo, the super young one who embarrass Paul by saying Elmo started baking because

Elmo has been watching the show for Elmo's whole life.

Scooter, because there's always a gay overachiever.

And Gonzo, the Weirdo.

Okay.

Now, you may have noticed that's eight contestants, not seven.

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