0:00.0	I have a friend and he's super polite.
0:02.1	He's super polite this guy.
0:04.4	Like he's so, this guy could be the president.
0:06.9	It's one of my best friends.
0:08.3	What a great guy.
0:09.4	Everybody loves this fucking guy.
0:10.8	He's the greatest guy in the world, potentially.
0:12.2	But. But he does this thing when he gets
0:16.1	the waiter's attention that's funny. And he's a big guy, so it makes it even funnier. But he does this thing where he
0:22.2	like raises his hand delicately
0:24.9	to try to get their attention.
0:25.7	He goes,
0:26.7	bro, it's the craziest fucking thing in the world.
0:34.8	The little hand and I'm like bro the little hand
0:37.6	the little hand and he's six five this guy brought
0:41.3	six five two twenty probably insane.
0:44.4	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:49.5	Yes or no.
0:50.3	Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:54.0	Yes.
0:55.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrian.
0:59.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
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