488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2019

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.

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0:00.0	Oh, oh!
0:16.0	Is that the one that Tycoon sent me?
0:20.0	I feel like it is.
0:23.0	Well, I hope it is. Tycoon thanks very much.
0:26.0	If it wasn't you, it takes you whoever else did it.
0:29.0	Gene, where are you going to be?
0:31.0	February 28th March 2nd, Madison, Wisconsin at the Kamanya Comedy Club on State.
0:38.0	April 4th through 6 Minneapolis, Titz, Minnesota at the Akme, Akme, Me, Me, Me, Comedy Club.
0:45.0	May 10th and 11th, 10th, B, Arizona at the 10th, 10th on improv.
0:50.0	May 31st through June 1st, Spurmbank, California at Flappers and then June 20th through 20 seconds.
0:58.0	Washington Dick Cum at the Dick Cum in Prague, Ticket Set, Christina P. on Line.
1:05.0	Alright!
1:06.0	Gene Eat.
1:07.0	I'm going to be where I'm in Tampa.
1:11.0	You could probably still get in those shows they're sold out.
1:14.0	You could probably still get into the Hard Rock at the Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida.
1:20.0	This March 9th.
1:22.0	And then I'm in Portland, Maine, Red Bank, New Jersey, Long Island, and New Haven, Connecticut.
1:29.0	I think New Haven is the only one with tickets left. March 30th.
1:33.0	From there, Madison was constantly myself. Two shows.
1:36.0	Still tickets available to the Late Show, Mill Waukey, Mara April 12th.
1:41.0	Late Show has tickets.
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