487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Summary

If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now? Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle.

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0:00.0	Mm-hmm.
0:02.0	Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
0:04.0	So you think you're doing...
0:06.0	Oh, shit.
0:08.0	You think you're doing our son,
0:10.0	but I think I'm doing Buster Rhymes.
0:12.0	Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
0:14.0	Our son sounds like Buster Rhymes.
0:16.0	Our son does sound like that all the time.
0:18.0	Uh-huh. So dismissive.
0:20.0	Uh, thanks trash beats.
0:22.0	I don't know if I'm supposed to say cake or kake.
0:26.0	Kake?
0:28.0	Could be. Bukake.
0:29.0	Um...
0:31.0	What's up, Jean? Where are you at?
0:33.0	Well, it was a crazy weekend, first of all.
0:35.0	Amazing. Thank you so much.
0:37.0	Everybody that came out.
0:39.0	Uh, had Jeff take with me.
0:41.0	We did a nine shows.
0:43.0	Oh my god.
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