#488: "All-Naked Boutique Hotel" + Fury/Usyk + Tyson/Paul + NBA Playoffs with substitute teacher Sam Tripoli

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We are back to talk Fury vs. Usyk, the NBA Playoffs, the NFL Draft, the Tom Brady Roast, and we very nearly get a renewal of the Bag of Bets.

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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:05.9	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her
0:09.6	oversized tent. Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.0	All right.
0:14.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.0	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.0	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.0	All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group. a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard, miss, I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:25.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:28.0	P and O'Ferees, there is another way.
0:30.1	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:40.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection
0:46.0	Well they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:53.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:56.0	Piento Ferries, there is another way.
1:01.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
1:06.7	This is the main event.
1:10.1	Diltocore is alive and kicking.
1:13.0	Come on over here, I'll have let your ass off the time.
1:19.0	Guys, welcome to Cat, welcome to whatever show I'm on right now what show am I I'm on punch drunk
1:25.2	sports where winners win one of the oldest comedy podcasts of all time ever up in the
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