487: ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDER, also, Mr. Featherstone, Harland's boss comes up with a horrible way to increase ratings.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crayfish and crab cakes boys and girls.
0:04.0	Hey, welcome!
0:08.0	Welcome to the show. I'm Harlan Williams and quite the show today man we're going to go from the
0:16.0	absurd to the serious to the disgusting yeah quite the leap we're taken here today.
0:24.0	I'm going up to visit with my boss, Mr. Featherstone,
0:30.0	apparently he's got a new strategy to increase my ratings, wait till you hear what it is.
0:38.4	I'm sure it's going to be disgusting.
0:40.4	Ugh.
0:42.4	And then there's been an animal attack man, a horrible animal attack. A man was killed, and you're never going to guess what killed him.
0:52.0	A very unassuming animal has taken the life of a human
0:57.6	being. Wow, is it payback for all the lives we've taken from this animal or is it just sad?
1:06.9	And speaking of sad, I'm going to get a little serious and talk about a court case that's
1:10.6	going on.
1:11.6	Horrible story where a kid was dragged by a drunk driver for a
1:15.6	quarter of a mile and killed and this drunk driver was an illegal alien.
1:22.4	Not happy about it. And then let's see who my guest is that comes
1:26.4	into the studio. It's going to be dirty right here on the Harlan Highway.
1:30.8	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:34.0	All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?
1:37.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
1:42.0	What's up, bra?
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