The dictionary defines hero as Hornsby.

Lance, middle name Hornsby, was born sometime before 2010 and died sometime around 2020.

In the words of Elton John, now he belongs to heaven and the stars spell out his name.

He welcomed us to the commonwealth and we welcomed him into our hearts.

He was a man of many interests, waste coats, plaid, fine wine, coins, well one coin, I don't know if

it was more than one, probably just the one, opium farming, milf's, cars, and power.

From the son of a chauffeur to the two face of the commonwealth, he will be missed.

He was taken too soon, locked in a cell and forced to feed his colleague to Pamela's rotter son.

He would have done anything for Pam and he did do that.

He was a dramatic little bitch, but he was our dramatic little bitch.

It is hard to know what to say at a time like this. Let us not be sad because he is gone.

Let us be happy that we knew him. And in the words of Dolly Parton, I will always love you, Lance.

I will be forever horny for Hornsby. Thank you.

That was beautiful and I thank you so much and I just want to say

in honor of Lance who always did appreciate some good old-fashioned capitalism.

Here's an advertisement.

That's what he would have wanted.

More importantly, there's something I wanted to ask you.

What comes after?

Tell what? We unrest at the commonwealth.

Let's say Pamela doesn't survive it, it's going to open up a power vacuum.

And when that happens, well, I just look at history.

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