485 – The House of Correction

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In which we go back to the future of Generation X; Jay once again gets pedantic about lettering; Generation X takes on the carceral state; we take a deep dive into the late ‘90s; Jubilee does her best Nick Fury; and superpowers should be noisier. X-PLAINED: Earth-14042 Marvel Disk Wars: The Avengers Generation X #63-66 Revolution and Counter X (more) (again) An evil Oyster Warden Coffin The Decency Defecit Some shit we wish was fictional Underpants Souped up powers Newsgroups The Columbine school shooting The Grid Cable vs. ISDN Internet Jonathan Somers Generation X’s new costumes The House of Correction Hacking Trophies Baxter ‘90s X-Men outside of comics How superpowers sound NEXT EPISODE: Mutant X May begins! The visual companion to this episode will be up later this week! Find us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our Dashery shop!

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0:00.0	Man, Miles, you know what I love?
0:03.2	What's that, Jay?
0:04.4	I love the incredibly specific gimmicks of branches of the multiverse designed for non-comics media.
0:12.1	Ooh, like what?
0:13.5	Okay, so take Earth 14042.
0:17.3	This is the setting of Marvel Disc Wars.
0:19.9	Marvel Disc Wars? Is this like a Blu-ray versus HD-DVD thing?
0:25.6	Would the Torso simple? No. The disks in question are the central gimmick of an animated series
0:30.5	whose premise is enabled by the existence of technology that digitizes people and traps them in little color-coded disks.
0:37.0	That sounds ethically dubious, and also possibly racist, depending on how the disks are color-coded.
0:43.8	No, no, no, it's cool. The colors are based on superpowers, so like red for tech, blue for physical skills, yellow for animal powers, and so on.
0:50.9	I feel much better about that.
0:52.9	Anyway, all the Avengers get trapped in them, and then a kid finds them and basically
0:55.7	uses them like Pokemon.
0:57.1	What?
1:08.9	I'm Jay Editedon.
1:10.3	And I'm Miles Stokes.
1:11.9	And we are here to Explain the X-Men.
1:15.0	Because it's about time someone did.
1:17.2	Welcome to episode 485 of Jay and Miles Explain the X-Men, where we walk you through the
1:21.4	ins, outs, and retcons of comics' greatest superhero soap opera.
1:25.3	Welcome also back to Generation X, which is to say Counter X.
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