#485 - Promoting Crispin, 1% Cats and We’ve Got Enough Sports

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It’s the annual spooky episode and that means it’s as spooky as any other podcast episode we ever release.

In a nice chatty ep shooting the breeze Elis and John uncover the layers of a man who continues to fascinate them: Bell Tower Crispin. But is Dave flouting BBC balance regulations in order to get more great Halloween activities and free car charging?

Meanwhile in mouse towers Elis is being inundated with rodents from his super intelligent cats and is John to be put in place regarding his statistical skepticism?

Do you have any statistics dissertations to send in? Well [email protected] and 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp are the destinations for it.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, radio, podcasts.
0:07.2	The Traitors is back, and this time with celebrities.
0:11.4	Hang on, why wasn't I asked?
0:13.3	Betrayals and mind games.
0:15.0	Behaviour that's usually reserved for backstage is now on national telly.
0:18.7	I hope someone's told them.
0:20.3	And once you've watched the latest action,
0:21.7	join me, Ed Gamble, for the official visualised podcast.
0:25.1	We'll spill secrets and get to see the celebs react to discovering who the traitors really were.
0:30.5	And this time, I was in the castle too.
0:33.9	The Celebrity Traitors Uncloaked.
0:36.3	Watch on EyePlayer, listen for more on BBC Sounds. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins show and it's our yearly spooky show.
1:08.6	Dave's come dressed as a rat.
1:11.1	Ellis has come dressed as a ghost.
1:12.5	No, I'm a sexy cat.
1:13.8	You're a sexy cat, sorry.
1:15.3	You look like a ghost.
1:16.6	You look like the ghost of a sexy cat.
1:18.6	And I've come dressed as a pumpkin.
1:21.9	Yes.
1:22.8	You're looking good, though.
1:23.8	Yeah, looking great.
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