485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a new approach, and Bill & Hillary Clinton testifying on their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:04.0 | They say AI is going to take white-collar jobs in like, what, 18 months? |
| 0:13.0 | I'm going to have to get attacked in the street by white-collar people. |
| 0:17.2 | Where are you going to be safe when all this happens? |
| 0:20.9 | Where are you going to be, you know this happens? Where are you going to be? |
| 0:22.0 | You know, demoralizing it's going to be to get attacked in the street by consultants |
| 0:26.8 | and secretaries and accountants and lawyers? |
| 0:33.9 | You know, I'm prepared to get attacked, you know, |
| 0:41.2 | by the meth zombie, you know, I'm prepared to get attacked, you know, by the meth zombie, you know, |
| 0:52.3 | contingent, people foaming at the mouth, you know, people addicted to new designer drugs. |
| 0:56.5 | But, you know, white collar work. |
| 0:57.6 | Look that up. |
| 1:02.1 | Bring some of that up because this, I was reading this and I was kind of disturbed by it. |
| 1:03.3 | Now, I don't know if it's true. |
| 1:07.6 | I tend to think this AI stuff is a little overblown. |
| 1:09.8 | I think it's overblown. |
| 1:11.1 | I think Sam Altman's a criminal. I think a lot of the open AI is fake. I think it's overblown. I think Sam Altman's a criminal. |
| 1:13.3 | I think a lot of the open AI is fake. |
| 1:24.3 | I think a lot of it is just overblown and a lot of people are basically freaking out prematurely. I'm not saying that they shouldn't be freaking out. |
| 1:27.1 | You should freak out. You should freak out. |
| 1:29.0 | You should freak out a little bit. But I don't think any of that's happening tomorrow. |
| 1:34.3 | But where am I going to do this show from to be safe from like hordes of middle management, |
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