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How Long Gone

485. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode, Chris is in New York, and Jason's in Los Angeles. We chat about Starbucks olive oil and an afterschool scene report, marijuana pizza, I wanna see you put the za'atar breadcrumbs on with my own two eyes, Chris goes over the entire plot of the book Romantic Comedy, flirting over email, the Indigo Girls really make me squirt, hard seltzer's strengthening chokehold on America's youth, if your blue check got taken away and you didn't tweet about it, were you ever verified? Lil Uzi's name change, Frank the tank's kill fee got killed, and we'll be ordering fried mushrooms from Zaxby's in just two short weeks. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're going to go and How long gone is here Sunday Sunday, just a couple days after the aftermath of 420 Chris how you feeling

0:26.9

420 is still fresh on our minds you know it's it's really funny to experience

0:31.2

420 in a southern college town because I was I was

0:35.2

walking solo from the pinch where I stayed to dinner at this place, Vern's that was

0:40.5

excellent and the whole time I was being trailed by this group of like

0:46.2

goofy college students who were wishing every single person they walked by

0:51.0

happy holidays and they probably thought they're pretty

0:54.2

darn clever doing that right they were having they were having the time of their

0:57.4

fucking lives do they were so high they were drunk they were just every single

1:01.7

person they were wishing a happy holidays.

1:04.0

On the way to Frisbee Golf somewhere.

1:07.0

I was just like guys you have to get tired of this soon.

1:10.0

Like it was a 22 minute walk.

1:12.0

This wasn't like a little stroll. These guys were wishing happy holidays to grandma checking out of the hotel like their fellow college

1:20.3

So any anyone was getting the wish, but I mean, I obviously survived 420 as a non-participant, but is your brain

1:28.3

still scrambled like the eggs I had for breakfast or you kind of get you good?

1:32.1

Oh, I'm good, I I'm good I didn't really it was it was just another day in the life of me I did not do anything special

1:39.9

420 wise I you know I didn't like oh I've been saving this like vintage 2017

1:46.8

Keith rolled hybrid split for just an occasion like I didn't have a sideways moment babe tonight tonight

1:56.0

though instead of parmesan let's put the key from the pasta I think that was sick

2:00.5

dude and speaking up thanks to pure beauty for sending over the

2:06.8

marijuana leaf, Lamora, Pizzeria, cannabis, cannabis oil lemon ricotta herb

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