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Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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The boys discuss human robot butlers, getting shamed while taking a survey, and it's Timon's last episode for a couple weeks (stream his song on Friday!) Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's get goofy.
0:01.2	You guys want to be goofy this episode?
0:03.0	Goof it up.
0:04.2	Timmy?
0:23.4	Oh, I'm okay of being goofy this time. How long do you think you could speak in a different voice? Like, change your voice. You want to try to do the whole episode then? If you want to be goofy, you said you were going to be goofy. If it was something like just an accent, I could. Like, prove it. Just, like, a little more,
0:21.7	like I'm from across the pond, eh?
0:23.8	Yeah.
0:25.1	Mate.
0:26.4	You probably miss England.
0:28.9	Yeah, it's been a while since I've been back in it.
0:32.4	What,
0:33.0	what food,
0:34.3	like,
0:34.8	compare American food to,
0:36.8	you know,
0:37.3	food out back in Britain.
0:38.7	Well, America's food is just so boring because I think that what I like most about British
0:44.7	food is, it's like, it's not boring because American food you can, like, eat and not have
0:49.4	to make a face, and it's like easy to put down.
0:51.5	But our food is, it's that there's something interesting every time because it's like, you try not to throw up when you eat it. Oh, yeah, really? Wow. Yeah.
0:58.8	Mate. Right. Do you think, like, are the portion sizes about the same here? Are they, like,
1:04.3	way bigger, way small? Like, and what do you, like, you're, you're having to drive yourself here.
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