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Oops The Podcast

482. You're Invited But Please Don't Come...

Oops The Podcast

Giulio Gallarotti

Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Parents fighting hecklers, inviting too many people to a dinner party, conspiracy theories & when two people think they're at the front of the line

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm so happy everyone that came but there were so many last minute additions that we are just like this isn't going to work.

0:05.8

We had one friend that was like hey I'm coming bring my girlfriend great that's fine and then he's like can I invite my roommate and I'm friends with the roommate but we didn't invite him because we knew we didn't have the space and so what am I what am I supposed to say no?

0:16.9

And this guy's gonna hate my guts and think I don't want to include him and that's not that's the farthest from the truth. It's because we don't have space and I'm sorry you just got to say some people but you can't say that so I said of course

0:26.9

Yeah, but I'm very concerned about the size about the space we have like 16 people coming now.

0:34.3

And then my friend, you know, that's my way of saying

0:36.7

like, of course he's invited, but don't invite him.

0:39.5

And my friend respond, he's like, okay, I get it.

0:42.0

I'll send like a pity invite and like say

0:45.2

in a tone that makes it not like an attractive fun plan and so he said that he

0:51.2

do that five minutes later. He wants to come.

0:53.2

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

0:57.2

Yes or no. Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?

1:03.2

Yes.

1:03.7

I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.

1:08.1

I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.

1:14.4

What's up guys?

1:17.4

Welcome back to Oops to the podcast,

1:18.7

Giulio Gallarate, Ryan Lynch.

1:20.4

Here we are.

1:21.0

Yo, yo, yo, it's snowing outside. The first time snow has stuck. I don't think it even did last year, bro. First time since I've lived in New York. Really? Yeah, it's magical. How have you lived here again? Two years? Almost two years now. Yeah, Yeah, it's magical. You lived here again?

1:33.0

Almost two years now. Yeah, yeah. It's nice and a little snow accruing and it appears like it's

1:38.6

here to stay because it's going to be cold the next few days. So here we are, first snow of the year. I personally am fine with

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