482 - Epstein Files & A Head In The Fryer
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Tim discusses the latest release of shocking Epstein files & emails, Kash Patel apparently lying under oath, Bill & Hillary Clinton agreeing to testify on their involvement with Epstein, and the story of an Olive Garden cook who shoved his head into the fryer.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:02.2 | Jeffrey Epstein, fan of Whitney Cummings. |
| 0:04.5 | What a nice. |
| 0:06.0 | That's a nice thing. |
| 0:07.8 | So much of what is being talked about right now is negative. |
| 0:12.5 | But Jeffrey Epstein, fan of Whitney Cummings, friend of the show, |
| 0:16.5 | and liked her squirting routine and would see it in West Palm Beach after raping and torturing the children. |
| 0:25.0 | He would, after a rape and a torture of the children, can you imagine being raped and tortured and then hearing the person who did it go, now I'm going to go to a comedy show? |
| 0:35.3 | That's another level of sociopath. |
| 0:37.6 | You have to respect that level of sociopath. |
| 0:40.7 | You're raping and torturing children, killing the maybe. |
| 0:46.5 | And then you go, all right, let's take a break from this. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm going to the improv. |
| 0:52.4 | And then he would sit there and laugh at comedy. |
| 0:58.7 | He would go to the West Palm Beach Improv after strangling a woman, probably underage, |
| 1:06.6 | a girl strangling her to death. |
| 1:10.1 | Some women were saved by the fact that he had to go to the West Palm Beach Improv to see Whitney Comics. |
| 1:16.5 | Some people are alive today. |
| 1:21.1 | Right as she was about to lose consciousness, he goes, fuck, I remember, I've got tickets to the late show at the West Palm Beach Improv |
| 1:28.9 | Go see Whitney Comics. |
| 1:30.0 | There are people who draw breath on this earth today. |
| 1:35.4 | And that's something nice. |
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