482. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA. We spend the first half of the show talking about Coachella from our living rooms, Chris is having a hard time dealing with Succession and Frank Ocean happening at the same time, and he'll be licking his wounds with Love is Blind, how long until the live stream renders IRL irrelevant, Coke crawled so Diet Coke could soar, Depeche Mode at MSG, a dinner at Monarch with some pod-alumni, come get this hug Aziz, some tour updates, Chris will not tolerate my sobriety, America can no longer tolerate experimental desserts, we reverse engineer why it's hard to get a res at Bar Cecil in Palm Springs, and we develop a new way of seating. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go and Oh my God, how long gone? It's Flop cello weekend. We've got Black Pink Stan, we got Black Pink Stan, them jeans on the horn here. He's been
0:26.6	up streaming it like it's an important football match from a different time zone.
0:31.5	I'm up early for the footy and when I say footy that's not
0:35.2	football that's footage of Korean women dancing in provocative clothing. Okay well that I
0:41.8	mean that's that's gonna get me up I guess more than soccer.
0:46.3	I don't I mean not even I um we were arguing about this this morning in the group
0:50.4	chat because I think this is this Coachella headliners is feels like it's box checking
0:56.5	algorithm behavior there's no sauce there's no swag there's nothing cool and then I was doing some research and I found a story that said for the first time since
1:08.0	2010 Coachella did not sell out pre-sell.
1:12.0	There's a lot of meat to chew on on this subject I just
1:14.8	want to remind you the good people at Golden Voice have booked us for
1:18.2	their just like Heaven Festival on May 13th tickets still available to come check
1:22.3	out how long on live as well as
1:23.9	DJ the mjans carry on Chris I mean that's that's good for them they booked a good
1:27.4	festival bands that are actually good you know what I mean like I mean my yeah
1:31.0	yeah yeah this is not a shot at golden voice this is a shot at our our society as a whole that I mean no one I know can name a black pink or a bad bunny song it just exists in the ether and it's huge and it's like a
1:44.4	strange it's a strange turn of events I think is all I'm saying like not even that
1:48.9	they're bad or good it's just kind of like uninteresting but but like everywhere in the air and and no one
1:56.0	actually knows anything or maybe just no one under the age of over the age of 17 knows
1:59.9	anything yeah to me it reminds me you know this is more of a California thing and less of a New York thing, but there'll be shirts where like kind of a hardened gang member, a fool gone wild, perhaps, wearing a shirt that says like, love you know what I mean like you've seen a shirt like that
2:15.8	before of course of course there's sort of it's sort of that same elementary
2:19.2	sentiment going on with a lot like any black pink or bad bunny song like all the songs are just like
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