#481 - The Mega Bond, £14.67 Savings and Dressed As A Big Kefir

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We’re at a crossroads. A vape crossroads. For the dual forces of quicker marathon times and health effects are coming together to fight against the temptations of fruity mist. And John must make a choice.

Elsewhere it’s a show of rare beasts: Elis takes it upon himself to get in the grill of a listener and do the sacking, and we dole out a good radio bell for a listener. Is that a first?

Plus, John’s decided he can’t keep working with the other two. As such, Dave’s got him really down. Thanks Dave, Elis will have to inject a lot of cake and energy into the Tuesday record now.

Want to make an attempt at earning your own good radio bell ding? [email protected] and 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp are your primary routes.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:06.1	Can I just say?
0:07.6	You're about to listen to a BBC podcast.
0:10.0	It's such a wonderful listen.
0:11.7	So nice.
0:12.5	There are loads more like it on BBC Sounds.
0:14.8	Different paces, different heights, the roof is buckling.
0:17.9	Where you can also listen to live sports commentary.
0:20.2	It's right foot goes for goal.
0:21.6	Oh!
0:22.7	And then enjoy even more podcasts full of analysis and reaction to the big stories.
0:27.7	The stat that is astonishing is they ended with the lowest amount of possession.
0:31.2	And she's had to live with that.
0:32.8	So if you love sport, a passion, it's almost like a religion.
0:35.8	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:37.8	Sort of expecting that every week now. Hello, thank you for downloading this week's Ellis and John.
1:05.4	We've got the full compliment, obviously, Dave Masterman, John, Robbins, Ellis, James,
1:09.5	and I would say that the atmosphere in the room is normal.
1:14.6	It's not up, it's not down, it's straight down the middle.
1:17.2	What do you think, Dave?
1:18.6	And this isn't a negative.
1:20.9	He's always followed by a negative.
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