#481: "For Sam, Idle Hands Quickly Have a B*ner in Them"

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We're back to talk the NFL and Justin Fields, the death of west coast college athletics, female sports fans, Sam Tripoli's tendency to get into trouble when bored, and Lizzo.

To support the show directly and gain access to the weekly Super Secret Pod visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando Ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Ah, she's brilliant.
0:31.0	Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Jr. and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:46.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.0	P. and O'Ferees, there is another way.
1:00.3	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
1:05.6	This is the mani bet!
1:08.8	DILTOCOR is alive and kicking.
1:12.1	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
1:14.0	if you know what I'm saying?
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