Oh, what a show. Late December back in 52, no, no, no, no, it's not, it's not late December and we're not in 52.

This is modern day right here, Aratanao. A rata chair,

a rata now. You are on the Harlan Highway, that's where you are. With me, your host, Harlan Williams,

and you are the pavement pounders riding along.

And what a show we have today.

Good night, Nellie Frittado.

Go to bed, eat your Teddy Ruckspin with your Frittato face.

We're going to be talking about a Bonanza at a high school, some little girl decided to walk into her high school and start

handing out cash to the other students.

Wait to you hear this wacky story. We're going to be going to the Celebrity Race Track with Charles Parsley

today. We got some incredible celebrities. What a great race we have lined up. Charles Parsi would be calling the celebrity

racetrack action as our celebrities pound down the street

down the racetrack.

We're gonna be talking about the most impossible thing to get clean in the world.

Yeah. And then we got a great Canadian song coming up by the guess who at the end of the show

We're gonna play it for you and analyze you can have a blast right here on the Harland Highway

Welcome to the Harland Highway All right let's get this song Highway! It's the Harlan Highway. What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here,

doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here?

Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

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