Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.

Thank you for coming out to the birthday show that I did at the Hollywood Improv.

It's very nice of everybody to come out here.

I'm only in L.A. for a few more days and help me celebrate my birthday from the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles.

City of the future, city of dreams.

And I'll hear nothing to the contrary.

And it was very nice.

Thank you to Robbie Hoffman, Nikki Glazer, and others who helped me celebrate my birthday.

Of course my birthday and many people's birthdays

overshadowed by what's his name,

Brooklyn Beckham's fall out with his family.

This has been very difficult for everyone I know.

It's been very hard for people to kind of go on about their daily activity,

their daily life,

kind of knowing how unhappy they all are over there,

how everyone's hot and rich and no one's happy.

No one has any.

They have the same problems as you do.

But they're hot and rich.

But, you know, you're all fat and not rich.

I'm not, I'm not going at you.

I'm saying statistically, that's America.

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