0:00.0	Staking the moose, the soldier puts his hands on his forehead with the palms facing outward,
0:06.4	like a moose's spread antlers, I guess like this.
0:08.7	His abuser hits the center of the crossed palms, okay, like this, with his fists or a rifle butt or a stool or whatever else is on hand.
0:18.0	Dude, the task of the Moose is to remain standing. Failure to do so will undoubtedly result in even more severe
0:25.8	beatings and other punishments. There are various versions of this such as the suicidal
0:30.9	Moose, where a far off wall is chosen and the conscript is forced to run toward it as fast as possible
0:39.9	until their antlers slam into it. If they don't run fast enough, there are more beatings.
0:44.4	So bro, these soldiers that they're sending into Ukraine
0:46.9	are like soulless war monsters.
0:50.5	They're just who've been broken.
0:52.2	They're NPCs, dude.
0:54.0	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:58.0	Yes or no.
1:00.0	Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
1:04.0	Yes.
1:05.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.
1:09.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
1:15.0	What's up everybody?
1:18.0	Welcome back to Hoopes the podcast,
1:20.0	Giulio Galerati with my trusty sidekick Ryan
1:23.6	Ryan how are you not bad happy Thursday everybody you guys are all doing
1:27.2	fantastic hope you guys are following your new years resolutions
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