48: Why Nigel Isn't Scared Of AI
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
It's the last* podcast and Nigel brings with him his anxieties about the growing influence AI has over the human experience. Elsewhere Producer Matt speaks about his move to Bournemouth, his upcoming stay on a super yacht and he reveals that his short film Caterpillar has secured its world premiere (yay).
*at least for a little while lol...
0:00 - Why Nigel isn't scared of AI
9:11 - Producer Matt is staying on a super yacht for a stag do and Nigel has some suggestions on how to make it "not lame"
19:10 - Nigel enquires about Producer Matt's use of the Luton Van and wants to know more about his recent move to Bournemouth. He also speaks about his craving for chicken balls in Tokyo.
29:31 - How being a faux food critic has meant Nigel is very strict with his diet during the day so he can eat what he likes at night. Nigel also self diagnoses himself as being Autistic.
40:33 - Nigel recently went to a "rap show" to see bbno$ and his desire to be seated instead of standing has confirmed that he is indeed getting older.
Follow Matt's short film - https://www.instagram.com/caterpillarshortfilm23/
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | So I'm not scared of AI because AI doesn't need to get laid. |
| 0:04.0 | That's my belief. |
| 0:05.1 | And because it doesn't need to get late, it has no vanity. |
| 0:07.0 | He's not going to start going to the gym. |
| 0:08.5 | He's not going to try to make a lot of as much money as possible. |
| 0:11.5 | Like, it doesn't need a hair transplant. |
| 0:14.4 | Yes. |
| 0:15.8 | AI doesn't need a hair transplant yet. |
| 0:17.6 | Welcome back to the podcast that's now ended. |
| 0:22.4 | The now defunct haya podcast. We're really dining out on that aren't we? No, it's ended. Yeah, it's |
| 0:26.6 | ended soon. This will be the last episode. This will be the last episode. I just have a lot |
| 0:33.9 | of stuff to say, you know? So we are back, people, me and Matt. |
| 0:38.7 | Yay. |
| 0:39.5 | And who are we kidding? |
| 0:40.5 | Maybe we are AI. |
| 0:41.7 | Maybe this podcast is wholly generated by AI. |
| 0:44.4 | Maybe we just train the AI on my voice and my videos. |
| 0:49.2 | Because it's just me sitting down. |
| 0:51.0 | Yours would be more difficult than mine. |
| 0:52.1 | And mine is just like laughing. |
| 0:53.3 | Do you know what I mean? That's very easy for a machine to learn. |
| 0:56.1 | And be like, yeah, that's Matt. |
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