48: Sex Elliptical

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Please stop making fake Versace… TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is becoming a reoccurring thing, Vogue, watch out), we are giving you the IN’S AND OUT’S of how to not only get away with that fake designer bag of yours, but how to spot them as well! Because we ALL know that girl who has 11 different Chanels and you CANNOT wrap your head around how the fuck she got them. I mean, bartending at your local bar and doing lashes on the side only makes SO much money. Finally, Sofia gives her condolences to Gabby Petito, her loved ones, and ALL of the women around the world that are missing or battling domestic violence. Abuse does NOT discriminate and we must do what we can to protect each other, if no one is going to protect us. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to receive a FREE starter set with your first order AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Ship Station: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA for 60% off Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.4	I am fucking feeling it today. I got my some rare one, tequila, lime, salt, a little chew
0:48.0	wala under my arm. Mexico did me real good and I'm ready to get fucking after it. I mean not
0:57.6	really because mentally I'm still there, but physically I am somewhere far far away from a Mexican
1:05.2	paradise. Can someone hook me up with a new podcast studio? Please, please. It's so fucking bad.
1:15.0	It's dreary, cold, guantanamo bay, cell vines. I used to record this podcast on the floor of my
1:25.5	mom's closet and I got to say I fucking missed those days. I want to rip the sound panels off the
1:32.4	wall and hang up a tarp of a window because we don't fucking have one in here, but more so,
1:41.1	just a picture of the ocean. I want to blast my ocean scape tunes, beach boys, some shit like
1:49.7	that and add sand or something. I don't know. It's very driving here. Oh, by the way, welcome to
1:55.9	Sophia with an F everybody. My name is Sophia. I also go by March. I've got my producer here,
2:03.6	Alex. Hi. Hi Sophia. How are you? Amazing. Thank you. Good. If you haven't yet, people, please
2:12.7	rate, review and subscribe. And I have no shame in begging. I will do this till the day I die. Trust me.
2:19.3	You act poor, even when you're not. That is sugaring 101. Okay. But Mexico, it was a great time.
2:30.3	I felt like I was reunited with my family. What? Absolutely the wrong kind of Spanish. My family
2:38.0	is from Argentina, but it was like being with extended family. You know, Alex, okay. We speak the
2:45.3	same language. We see each other. I was practicing my Spanish fucking left and right. No, Néstalos
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