#48: Quickest Trial Ever
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2013
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
2- Gays Getting hitched Humans , not Bert and Ernie
3- Haters hatin
4- Got gay marriage right now lets work on that race thing
5- Quickest trial ever
6- Black kids have super powers?
7- Curtis Flowers, 0 for 6
8- Sorry Lauryn , you gotta pay
9- Test the Farmers
10- Aaron Hernandez you should watch CSI
11- 128 vs 129
12- Condolences to families of firefighters
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:12.2 | I want to welcome you to episode 48 of who's paying attention, my podcast where I |
| 0:18.0 | ramble on incessantly about what I saw in the news, what I think of the news, |
| 0:22.6 | where the news got it right, where they got it wrong, and whatever the hell else pops up. |
| 0:27.6 | I appreciate you listening, so here we go. |
| 0:30.6 | First of all, on a personal note, let me give you some advice. |
| 0:35.6 | It's summertime. One of the things we love about summer is live |
| 0:39.5 | shows. We go to concerts and hopefully comedy shows and entertainment. Stop recording it. Put your iPhone, |
| 0:48.8 | Android, iPad, whatever the hell you got, put it down. |
| 0:55.0 | I just saw a great friend of mine |
| 0:58.1 | an incredible artist named Vinks. |
| 1:00.0 | He's the intro and outro music this week. |
| 1:03.2 | I saw him at the two different clubs around here in L.A. |
| 1:06.1 | And both times, especially the first show, |
| 1:10.1 | vibrato, beautiful jazz club hundred |
| 1:13.6 | hundred fifty seats you know not a bad seat in the room just the whole vibe real cool |
| 1:18.6 | guys just sitting there holding up their iPhone in the front seats like eight |
| 1:25.1 | feet from him recording the whole thing why what do you go home do you not experience |
| 1:32.2 | a show so that you can go home and look at the show on a three by five inch screen i don't get it |
| 1:39.1 | listen if you're if you like something take a picture of it it cool. If you're in row 17 or row 170, your iPhone video is going to be just a little dark screen with a few lights on it and really bad sound. |
| 1:55.4 | Just enjoy the show. |
| 1:57.4 | Stop it. |
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