So I have the secret project that has resulted in an enormous file, I think about 300 gigabyte file,

that I want to synchronize between my laptop and my desktop, but it's taking forever to upload on my house over my Wi-Fi so I was thinking I can bring my

laptop to your house to synchronize over your faster Wi-Fi.

I don't think that I've mentioned on this show but I have I have gigabit internet now. There is a company in the UK called

Hyperoptic which I discovered had cable run through my building so I now have super fast internet. So yes, by all means,

Gray, you can bring your laptop over to my house when you visit Mega Office this

weekend. And you can upload it. I mean you can upload it. I can download a video game. We can stream TV shows.

I've got bandwidth for days, my friend. No problem here at all. Do you know, I ran a speed test before we started the show because I just like to do that now.

I know you do. I know you do. And over Wi-Fi I'm getting 500 up and down right now so

whatever you need buddy whatever you need. I know you like to run speed tests all the time I know you like to tell everybody

about your super fast internet it's you can't you can't go an hour without telling someone in

casual conversation that you have super fast internet. I'm sure the barista

at your local coffee place knows that you have super fast internet. You just

casually drop it into conversation all the time.

I got a new tattoo of my upload and download.

Yeah, that's what's happening.

Yeah, that's going to be the tattoo on your other arm.

Well, there were days where episodes of cortex will cost me actual money.

Like, I had to pay to increase my mobile bandwidth cap to download the logic file.

So now I'm able to do this in a flash.

I'm able to upload videos for YouTube,

like multiple gigabyte videos in like a

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