We are the one two three

So losers!

What up everybody I am lunchbox I know the most about sports that's why I give you the sports facts

my sports opinions because I am pretty much a sports genius

What's up everyone I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports out of all of us in this room

but I am your average sports fan I love to watch sports I just don't know who anyone is any stats nothing like that

What's up you guys rarely do I get to watch the games because I have a sucky morning job so I have to go to bed early

but I do watch Instagram I see all the highlights and I also watch sports center when I'm at the gym without volume

So there you go I do occasionally see a good portion of the games not the entire game sitting down eating dinner like you though

I'm sorry I've got a third shift job screw off

but you gamble someone didn't come out in a good mood this morning wow all right

I mean he told all of our listeners to screw off someone needs a nap someone needs a nap and I hope you get a nap today

I don't know what your schedule is but jeez so let's start off let's start off with our game of what you rather

would you rather sneeze all the time or have hiccups all the time sneeze one I'll go first I'd rather sneeze sneeze I'm cool with it after a good sneeze it feels so good

you go ha true and you're like feels good hiccups they're just annoying the whole time I will actually force myself to sneeze sometimes when I pick my nose hairs

I can do it on command I love a good sneeze especially if you wake up feeling a little bit weird pick a nose hair sneeze it's going to clear out your nose your sinuses all that especially in the fall

switching to summer you know when there's different pollen and stuff in the air I don't know exactly what it is in the air but I always turn on the TV and they say there's this much pollen

oh there's now this much ragweed don't know what any of that means but I do know when you sneeze for whatever reason it forces crap out of your nose it cleans you all out and you're good to go give me a sneeze right now

I am gonna hiccup for the rest of my life I am a violent sneezer like where it rocks my whole head I want to it's really loud and if I had to want you

watch you watch you the whole time I would have whip lash because my neck would hurt like you walk out of the bar from day drinking it into the sunlight and the sun automated makes you sneeze and I

and I put you like explaining the scene from hangover it no that's how it makes you sneeze yeah whenever you walk out the sun and you've been in a building for a long time and you see the sun it makes you

that's not true it does me I'm telling you how I live life and when I sneeze it's a minimum of three so if I'm sneezing all time I mean I'm just gonna be

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