Houston, Texas. I will be at the Improv, the 10th through the 12th through and 5 shows, and then

Salt Lake City, October 17th through the 19th. And the big one, November 8th,th town hall New York comedy festival 945 get

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dot com for tickets We'll see you there.

Well the Diddy stuff, it feels like they're just just once you get in that big of trouble

it feels like people just start throwing in extra shit to make you look worse

cannibalism is that what you said you heardism. I'm just yeah I'm just hearing that for the first time.

You're hearing that too? What did they say that he ate? No I'm saying I'm just hearing this from him.

Yeah this is. saying I'm just hearing this from him.

Alleged. That's funny.

You gotta be, I'm trying, like,

when there's nothing left for you to get a rise out of you besides

cannibalism I hope that was someone fucking with him I did yeah I did just see

um well Smith was saying like when you hit rock bottom, like he said the opposite of that is like cliff top.

So basically like you just run out of things that you could want.

So I guess you do get to the point where you just want to eat somebody.

Yeah, that's like the that was always the theory of why Mick Jagger and

David Bowie got caught having sex was that they have had sex with every woman so they were both like

lots buying each other and you're like well that's just the end of the line for

them but you assume if you're a celebrity and you've gotten everything like

your dopamine's been flooded with everything

adoration wealth all this stuff like craziest shit that you can never dream of

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