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Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. Mazzled to yours and mazzled to mine.

Ben, how you doing? I'm great, Josh. I'm excellent. We're both wearing

just different shades of green. I'm feeling very green. I'm wearing my green glasses because I'm

still out of context, but I think that my prescription was actually delivered today. So my next time

that we record, I'll be back to contacts.

I have green eyes. I'm feeling very green. This isn't a world in which you should be waiting on contacts for over two weeks. This frustrates me for you, Ben. It frustrates me. Especially because

they were originally delivered to the wrong address. They then went, corrected it. And then I got

back tracking. And they're like five to

seven business days. I'm like, what are you nuts? Like I need to see. I need to see. What if I

didn't have these glasses, Josh? What would they have done then? Do we have a sponsorship? I'm

talking lens crafters. I'm talking one 800 contacts. We don't. We don't. I actually get my contacts

through Warby Parker. How crazy is that? I get them through

them. I got my eye exam there. I got my lenses. I got my contacts. I got everything all in one place.

And now when I press reorder, I do it through Warby Parker. They're probably charging me an upcharge. I should just be going straight to 1,800 contacts or to Costco.

God. That's apparently where you get your contacts. On my 55th birthday, I'm getting a hearing test

at Costco whether they like it or not. 100%. They do everything. They're hearing aids. They do

contacts. They do whole ham. They do 45 croissants for 25 cents a

croissant. Costco is it, Josh. Costco's it. Listen, you're preaching to the choir here. I've been

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