48: Double D Donyah

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria’s been getting artsy, Crystal is still car shopping, dreams and your memory are married, tarot readings coming soon, and don’t support shitty celebrities.

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0:00.0	Doors open, man.
0:02.0	doors open, man.
0:03.0	Oh, really?
0:04.0	Oh, really?
0:06.0	Today of all days with Rodeo's highest fashion?
0:09.0	Is it live?
0:10.0	Look at, this is the new Rodeo fall rollout. Do you see this?
0:14.1	It's called, it's called a new style.
0:16.5	Washed your hair a week ago, but I didn't.
0:19.5	This is very nice.
0:20.5	Tray Wilcox special. I'm here for, we're here.
0:25.0	I'm here.
0:27.0	That was my period.
0:31.0	It's episode 48 of Hello dysfunction with Crystal and Patofria and I need to tell you what
0:37.5	happened to me last night really fast because you kind of got happy with me on the phone and I was like I'm not even going to give
0:45.1	these this bitch these dresses I'm not going to say hi nothing because you told me
0:49.2	what when I called? All I heard was Naya yelling and she okay so it really bugs me my child my children
0:56.6	when they call me they don't just call me like regular people they call me on
0:59.8	Face time yeah that's an I don't like that shit I don't want to look at nobody's face when I don't even want to talk on the phone.
1:05.4	Text. Let alone look at you. Let alone look at you and I have this going on. Yeah, so I don't want to look at anybody. I don't want to do that. So I, and Stevie, waited till the very last minute
1:17.1	to do this homework packet.
1:18.1	I was super irritated.
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