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Hello Dysfunction

47: Ancestry is NOT for sex

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Maria tried to scam Crystal, babies don’t have kneecaps, big fondue plans and an interesting “what if”...
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0:00.0

And the Good morning kids.

0:17.0

Good morning,

0:18.0

welcome to episode 47 of Hello Dys dysfunction with Crystal and Leona say my name right

0:28.6

Pata Freya There we go there we go. So here we are. And boy oh boy is it already a crazy fucking Monday. Well yeah for you. God damn. I don't mind Mondays. I like Mondays. I usually I'm like good go to school get away from me get the fuck away I think I look forward most because I'm going to gossip in the studio

0:49.6

that's what I like yeah yeah. But dude, since Saturday, my shit's been on a roll.

0:56.0

I wouldn't know. This is the first weekend in a long time that I don't think we have it.

1:00.0

I don't think we talked at all. We didn you didn't have my kid nope I haven't talked to her you guys since like last week

1:07.3

No funny messages here and there dems and whatnot, but that's about it. That's it nothing. I'm phasing her out. Yeah,

1:15.2

fuck her. What happened over the weekend? Oh dear Christ so Saturday was

1:22.2

opening day of soccer. Yeah, I missed that. So we were at...

1:26.4

There was a parade. There was a parade. We were at the parade. Yeah. Your God's sister,

1:30.5

candy showed up to jump off Bunny, right?

1:33.6

I needed to go take Billy, his meds,

1:36.0

so Candy, because it was so packed,

1:39.6

Mark had to park way far away from the event.

1:42.4

So Candy was giving me a ride over to Mark's car.

1:46.9

We get over there and it's in a residential area.

1:49.2

It's in a court.

1:49.9

It's a nice area.

1:51.3

And we pull up and there's like this older I don't really know what

1:56.3

words to use because I think gypsy's a derogatory term right you're not

2:00.1

supposed to use that I don't know well maybe she was like Indian she was short she looked well

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