Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the third annual LA podcast festival. Let's hear it.

All right, you guys know where you're at. You are at a live recording of the dollop. And for those, that's applause is the right response.

Really well done. Really well done. For those of the uninitiated, each week, comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds pick a subject or person from history and examine it.

It's informative, it's hilarious. So if you've ever wanted to know more about colonial teeth, lobotomies, purity balls, and more, you owe it to yourself to subscribe and listen each and every week.

And so with traces of Dave Anthony and a hint of Gareth Reynolds alongside their special guest, Will Anderson, ladies and gentlemen, the dollop!

Get the fuck outta here.

Oh, moderate, moderate, wow. Too many rainbowheads. Any lobotomists?

Holy shit. I don't know if this is the right movement.

I don't know what to do. Gareth. Gareth. Gareth.

This is one of those moments where Gareth or Gareth.

Thank you for saying both. Turns into one of the stories from the dollop.

It's a matter of time. He'll just be explaining it to some guy. He's like, got a dumb nickname for it. He'll be like, right, Derry? And the guy will be like, well, it's actually Derry.

I'll be like, no, this is about my friend, Gary, Derry.

Thank you for the Tim Tamms. Martin, very kind. We enjoy those.

Let's just start it, okay? Gary and Will.

It's Gareth.

If you see a pair of glasses around, their mind.

I had to go across his tree to the drugstore and get granny glasses.

That is the 27th time in the last 20 minutes. Gareth and I have heard that.

It's Gary and granny.

I'm sorry that I had a tragedy.

I think we definitely overlooked that. I'm sorry, Dave.

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